Farhan's Jokes


Did you hear about the circus fire? . . .

How do you catch a squirrel?...

Rabbi Cartoon

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. . . .

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Click on a joke title to the left to read the joke (or to see the cartoon). You may also scroll down. Enjoy!



Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents!


(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!


(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/ )

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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):


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(from https://stljewishlight.org/arts-entertainment/jewish-humor/jewish-jokes-did-you-hear-the-one-about-ribeyes/)

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint!


(From https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/ )

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.


(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/ )

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They might crack up!


(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/ )

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